
No, seriously. It will be cool when it's finished. I've done both sides of the front and started the back last night. The pattern calls for bulky weight yarn. Did I go buy bulky weight yarn? No. Why would I do that? That would be following instructions. Next you'll be wanting me to check my gauge and read the pattern exactly too.
Fiasco part I: I bought Malabrigo worsted in Violettas-- a nice inky periwinkle. I personally don't know how Malabrigo worsted is classified as a worsted at all. I think it's heavy worsted at best-- but maybe bulky. So that was my reasoning that got me on the road to knitting a size small, which I would normally wear. Well, apparently my yarn-logic shouldn't have practical use. It was waaay effing small. (That would be because I should have used BULKY yarn and then checked my gauge. DOH!) So, halfway through the left side, I have an intervention with myself and frog the dang thing, starting again with a medium. Medium looks good.
Fiasco part II: After finishing the left, I went to start the right which is identical to the left but reversed. That was when my brain started to skip. I knitted the first five rows just fine then row six nearly caused me to blackout with rage... six times. I had to redo the entire first six rows six times. Add a third-six and you'll start to understand the feeling. The problem was, row 5 was an increase row and 6 was cables. The stitches were just tight enough from the increases (and my gauge tends to be tight-er anyway) that I would start the first cable and (brain skip) the yarn would be just to the tips of the needles to make everything meet and my hands would jump and I would drop about seven stitches in such a way that there was no way I could just pick them up. It was a start over situation every time. Then I got past it by about a dozen rows only to realize I had skimmed over a part of the pattern that was pretty critical (tends to happen when you've just knitted the same rows over and over.) So I had to frog it AGAIN. I'll stop there. I had to go get a glass of wine. The next morning I completed the right side on the first try without a hitch. I hope to God I can finish this without any additional drama...
Badassery is afoot.
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